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“Just When I Thought I Was Out, They Pull Me Back In”: A Belated Welcome To Dave Paroulek

Function1 on March 11th, 2010 No Comments

Look, I think we can all agree that The Godfather III sucked, and was a black mark on an otherwise amazing trilogy. The one (and probably only) highlight of the movie was Pacino giving us the sound-bite, “Just when I thought I was out, The pull me back in!”. And so we welcome [...]

The Elephant in the Room – A Gentle Intro to WebCenter 11g for WCI/ALUI customers

Function1, WebCenter on January 21st, 2010 1 Comment

In 2006, the famous (infamous? I can never get those two words straight) street artist Banksy put on a show in an LA warehouse named, “Barely Legal”.  The centerpiece of the show was “The Elephant In The Room”, a painted live elephant that seemed like, IMO,  a pretty blase metaphor all dressed up in shock [...]

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Welcome to 2010

Function1, General on January 11th, 2010 No Comments

Howdy all, and welcome to to the new decade.  To kick off the new year in style, you may have noticed that we re-branded our website.  New look and feel, new content, and new back-end engine:  we swapped Movable Type out in favor of Wordpress.  So what do you think?  Like it?  Love it?  Hate [...]

@function1corp attending #oow09

Function1 on October 10th, 2009 No Comments

Howdy all,
It’s that time of year again.  Tens of thousands descending on San Francisco for Oracle’s annual conference.  Folks from the Function1 team will be there in force for the duration of the show.  And, like any self-respecting person under the age of 99, we’ll be tweeting the highlights, lowlights, and general oddities as we [...]

Getting the band back together: Function1 welcomes Casey Goodman and Mike Shafrir

Function1, General on October 7th, 2009 2 Comments

Consulting can be a tough job.

Sure, it all seems glamorous enough when you’re 20-something and don’t know any better.  ”You mean I get to work on new projects all the time and travel around the world on somebody else’s dime?  And get paid pretty decent to boot?  Sweet!  Sign me up”.  But then the reality [...]

The New Kids On The Block

Function1, General on March 23rd, 2009 No Comments

Back when I was in 5th grade, my grandma gave me a New Kids on the Block folder to sport around school.  My immediate reaction of course, was to yell:  ”You’re sooo lame grandma…New Kids are a big bunch of lame, and I’m not lame.”  Let’s for a moment forget the fact that my first [...]

A Quick Comment About Comments…

Function1, General on March 19th, 2009 2 Comments

Howdy all.  It turns out that I may have been a little on the wrong side of correct for the past year that I’ve been telling people Function1 is perfect.  Shockingly, it turns out we’re not:

Uncommonly good?  Yep.
Surprisingly refreshing?  Check.
Devilishly handsome?  You betcha’.
But perfect?  Sadly, no.

As I was toying around with our Movable Type installation [...]

Welcome Sandeep Khaneja and Hani Atalla!

Function1 on November 26th, 2008 No Comments

Function1 is a growing company, but not too big that we can’t take a minute out of our regular blog routine to welcome our two newest team members, Sandeep Khaneja and Hani Atalla.
Hani and Sandeep have actually been with us for several months, so my apologies for the late public welcome, but we’re thrilled to [...]

Welcome, Brian Hak!

Function1 on April 27th, 2008 No Comments

Welcome Brian Hak to the Function1 team! Brian joins us with years of ALUI experience; he’s the kind of guy that’s not content to just email alisupport@bea.com until he’s decompiled the code, completely diagnosed the problem, and is simply reporting the exact line the bug is on.
Take his first blog post:  most people would be [...]

Welcome John Pusey!

Function1 on October 22nd, 2007 No Comments

Welcome John Pusey to the Function1 team! John brings extensive ALUI portal and consulting expertise to our team, and we’re thrilled to have him help bring premier services and solutions to our customers. For a brief history of his experience, see our About Page.